[committee] Door application

Jono Astbury jono_john21 at hotmail.com
Wed May 9 14:03:19 WST 2012


I have rectified the responses in question. Thank you AshAs for the typography fail... I guess saying that I wrote it ms word then pasted it into a hotmail email will just make everything worse so I'll just say it was all on purpose.

Date: Wed, 9 May 2012 13:50:35 +0800
Subject: Re: Door application
From: atyndall at ucc.asn.au
To: jono_john21 at hotmail.com
CC: committee at ucc.gu.uwa.edu.au; door at ucc.asn.au

Dear sir,
I am sorry, but your mixture of fixed-width and variable-width typefaces of different sizes has made your application part of the "Crimes Against Typography" section of UCC policy.
Unfortunately the penalty of these violations is death.
Yours sincerely,Ash TyndallUCC Door Member
On a more serious note, I advise you to re-review your answers to "Where would you find door policy?" and the number you call regarding a fire in the machine room.


On Wed, May 9, 2012 at 1:11 PM, Jono Astbury <jono_john21 at hotmail.com> wrote:





As a member of committee I nominate myself to be on door... that can work, right?
But seriously, this is a serious application for a serious position from a serious person......
...... butts

No butt seriously.



Why do you want to be on door?


To allow the club to
be open more frequently (therefore increase general happiness)and to increase
the general security of the club. (More trusted door members= more security
right?)


What difference will putting you on door make?

It will result in what
was stated above


Where would you find door policy?

On the website ucc.asn.au/infobase/policies/LOLDOG.txt


Where would you find the "Door Note"?

On the website
ucc.asn.au/inforbase/policies/doornote.ucc


Why do we have door members?

So we have people who
are responsible for the club, its safety and the safety of its members.


What are the 3 key attributes of door members?

Responsibility,
Courtesy, Honesty.


There's a fire in the machine room. What do you do?

Remove all members
from the room. Attempt to extinguish the fire. Notify Guild/University
ASAP . Call security on 2222



Who should you contact with questions/concerns about the policy?

Any member of the ucc
committee. 6388 3901 or committee at ucc.asn.au


What is the coke machine code to unlock the door?

55


If someone is violent, refuses to leave, or otherwise poses a danger to people or property, you should call UWA Security. What is their number? Give both the emergency and non-emergency numbers.

Emergency is 2222.
Non-emergency is 3020.


At what time of night will security come around to kick you out if Committee hasn't got a letter from the Guild permitting people to be in Cameron Hall?

11pm


Please briefly describe how the door system works (what runs on what, what programs, what hardware).

Mylah runs dispense.
Plugged into merlo is a seeduino which sends current though phone wire to the
door solenoid.


If for some reason you cannot dispense door from the snack machine, how else should you open the door?

Access any derelict
computer can log into motsugo and dispense door. Or use a key


Who has clubroom keys on their person and who is able to get the *clubroom* key out from guild reception?

The guild have keys…
and anyone who has filled a something form or an office form. Anyone on exec
can get it. Pres and Vice pres has keys


Please list all the things you need to check are done/locked before leaving Cameron Hall.

Check the following
are locked: Safe, machine room, tool cupboard. Turn off lights and fan. Makes
sure room is free from rubbish, member and ninjas. Lock doors to Cameron hall i.e.
close fire escape, lock top door (move thing out of the way) 		 	   		  


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Ash Tyndall [ASH]UCC OCM 2012

 		 	   		  
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