[committee] Door application

[Ash Tyndall]

Dear sir,

I am sorry, but your mixture of fixed-width and variable-width typefaces of
different sizes has made your application part of the "Crimes Against
Typography" section of UCC policy.
Unfortunately the penalty of these violations is death.

Yours sincerely,
Ash Tyndall
UCC Door Member

On a more serious note, I advise you to re-review your answers to "Where
would you find door policy?" and the number you call regarding a fire in
the machine room.

On Wed, May 9, 2012 at 1:11 PM, Jono Astbury <jono_john21 at hotmail.com>wrote:

>  As a member of committee I nominate myself to be on door... that can
> work, right?
>
> But seriously, this is a serious application for a serious position from a
> serious person...
>
> ...
>
> ...
>
> ... butts
>
>
> No butt seriously.
>
>
>
> Why do you want to be on door?****
>
> *To allow the club to be open more frequently (therefore increase general
> happiness)and to increase the general security of the club. (More trusted
> door members= more security right?)*
>
> What difference will putting you on door make?****
>
> *It will result in what was stated above*
>
> Where would you find door policy?****
>
> *On the website ucc.asn.au/infobase/policies/LOLDOG.txt*
>
> Where would you find the "Door Note"?****
>
> *On the website ucc.asn.au/inforbase/policies/doornote.ucc*
>
> Why do we have door members?****
>
> *So we have people who are responsible for the club, its safety and the
> safety of its members.*
>
> What are the 3 key attributes of door members?****
>
> *Responsibility, Courtesy, Honesty.*
>
> There's a fire in the machine room. What do you do?****
>
> *Remove all members from the room. Attempt to extinguish the fire. Notify
> Guild/University ASAP   *(+61 8) 6488 2295****
>
> Who should you contact with questions/concerns about the policy?****
>
> *Any member of the ucc committee. 6388 3901 or **committee at ucc.asn.au*<committee at ucc.asn.au>
> **
>
> What is the coke machine code to unlock the door?****
>
> *55*
>
> If someone is violent, refuses to leave, or otherwise poses a danger to people or property, you should call UWA Security. What is their number? Give both the emergency and non-emergency numbers.****
>
> *Emergency is 2222. Non-emergency is 3020.*
>
> At what time of night will security come around to kick you out if Committee hasn't got a letter from the Guild permitting people to be in Cameron Hall?****
>
> *11pm*
>
> Please briefly describe how the door system works (what runs on what, what programs, what hardware).****
>
> *Mylah runs dispense. Plugged into merlo is a seeduino which sends
> current though phone wire to the door solenoid.*
>
> If for some reason you cannot dispense door from the snack machine, how else should you open the door (there are at least 2 methods)?****
>
> *Access any derelict computer can log into motsugo and dispense door. Or
> use a key*
>
> Who has clubroom keys on their person and who is able to get the *clubroom* key out from guild reception?****
>
> *The guild have keys… and anyone who has filled a something form or an
> office form. Anyone on exec can get it. Pres and Vice pres has keys*
>
> Please list all the things you need to check are done/locked before leaving Cameron Hall.****
>
> *Check the following are locked: Safe, machine room, tool cupboard. Turn
> off lights and fan. Makes sure room is free from rubbish, member and
> ninjas. Lock doors to Cameron hall i.e. close fire escape, lock top door
> (move thing out of the way)*
>



-- 
Ash Tyndall [ASH]
UCC OCM 2012
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